Be careful, Crash. In the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe the people of Golgafrincham, after evicting a useless third of their population (consisting of hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, management consultants, telephone sanitizers and the like), "led full, rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone".
j0e|||There are still public telephones?
See, this is why I blame the advent of cell phones for the increase in crime. Crime had no choice but to go up once Superman had no place to change clothes.|||*frantically licking cell phone, trying not to panic*|||you mean because of the bugs jumping on you or the fact you may get iced standing in one??
thank god for cell phones|||i always use an ear cover so as not to get mites. I like the taste though|||I carry a can of lysol with me...just in case!|||That's why I always lick them clean first. Wouldn't want to get any germs on my hands!! icky
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